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“Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol”
“Reality is the #1 cause of insanity among those who are in contact with it”
“Alcohol preserves everything except secrets”
“There’s too much blood in my alcohol system”
“There are only two times when I drink beer, when I’m alone and when I’m with someone else”
“Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, It makes you lean….
Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles”
“Life’s a waste of time, time’s a waste of life so let’s all get wasted and have the time of our life”

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“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
“My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.”
Winston Churchill

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin

“Reality is merely an illusion, although a very persistent one”
Albert Einstein

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.”
Hunter S. Thompson

“The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism”
Norman Brenner
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”
George Bernard Shaw

“Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl’s clothes off.”
Raymond Chandler

“Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness”
Seneca

“Wine is sunlight, held together by water”
Galileo
“Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity”
Friedrich Nietzsche

“Wine is bottled poetry”
Robert Louis Stevenson

“When the wine goes in, strange things come out”
Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller

“Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living”
Jean Kerr

“Wine gives a man nothing… it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost”
Samuel Johnson

“In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minute of my life”
George Best

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“El alcohol es la causa y solución a todos los problemas de la vida”.
Traducción de Homero Simpson,
“Here’s to alcohol, the cause of —and solution to— all life’s problems.”

“Son, a woman is a lot like a… [looks around] a refrigerator! They’re about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and… um… [spots his can of Duff] Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one! [downs the beer] But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!”

“All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me - so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer”

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Antología de las pedas (y crudas) de los personajes más famosos (y cagados).

Aquí encontrarás galerías con evidencia de esos momentos inolvidables.
(para quienes se mantuvieron en sus cinco sentidos)

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